UPDATED: best shows on skype

editiors note: april 3, 2007. my skype colleague now says he was at the last HRHFI/YME skypecast where this article was a topic and that they were both amused and offended by it, that all i had to do was ask for pics instead of making one up, and that i am using them for publicity. uh no your highness. i was giving your show props for being unique amongst mediocrity. the original poster was imaginary and intended for satire, not to offend… anyway thank you for the pictures you sent bear, yes i know, you dont need anyone to tell you the show is good… may you continue to expose ignorant imperialist westerners as the inferior lamers we are. LOL. ok i know you detest praise. i’m done.

Which ones do you find entertaining?

the first entry in this ‘best show’ series,

is the one that says “LET’S ARGUE!” in the

skypecasts guide. you all know which one that is.

well at least veteran Skypers do.

It’s “His royal highness from india/ yummy mum_e” show,

where no one, has a chance to out debate the host, or even

last five seconds. why? Because ‘His royal highness from india‘

can spit out 72 words a minute and bury you in a blizzard of intellect

before you can form a thought or launch a snide insult,

which his ruthless, ‘Kiwi” co-host “yummy mum_e”

has loads of, and is more than delighted to club you with.

These people are Bond villains. this is how I imagined them.

BEHOLD The real HRHFI and YME.

the program is fierce. it consists of the hosts citing how

superior they are, treating the audience as cattle and

laughing at their slow reaction time to their swift tactics,

as victims are brought into the arena only to be mercilessly

slayed and thown back into the pit, “Thunderdome” style.

My goal is to get on this show,”Own” his royal highness and

get it on tape, but apparently noted Skype colleague bear

did it first, with a sound effect at the end of this recording.

Your next gift to yourself

click the phone for more info.

hottest woman in Skype? pt.1

okay tonight as usual someone randomly calls in.

only this time it’s not the man from Turkey. how lucky is that..

I answer. Her mike is scratchy. It doesn’t matter.

She’s from Brazil. Her name is Guilenia.

Guilenia is intelligent.. nice to talk to.

i ask if her pic is real. She responds by activating her livecam,

revealing shining, untold glory to my screen.

and i don’t even have a camera yet.

this woman is hot.

Not like, ’she needs air conditioning’ hot.

more like, ‘a red-haired salma hayek with a bangin’ tan’ hot.

and i forgot to make a screenshot during this.

i know. stupid. Stay tuned.

nelito1 in Bulgaria

someday, nelito1 will find ‘love’ and that elusive

‘all expenses paid-residency’ anywhere else. but for now

she will meet you by accident.  You’re doomed.

the non-stop, persistent rapid-fire calls will now begin.

ok, so youre like ‘whatever’ and answer, only to be dragged

through the misery of laughing together, only you

dont know what the laughing is about.. but while straining to

guess what the other is saying, the mutual agreement that the talk

is going nowhere begs you to settle for vague mirth,

which if you think about it simplifies everything.

Instead of “HAPPINESS” go for fleeting happy moments,

because that’s how most joy really is.

Trade that epic Lotto nonsense for that catchy jingle

in the car that makes you forget youve been in traffic an hour.

And call the crazy man in Turkey that you blocked tonight.

and laugh about nothing with him. Because less is more.

Especially in Skype if you dont know a word of Bulgarian.

oh yeah and she’ll send you either a dangerous.exe file.
On a side note, nelito1 looks festive in this Wizard hat.

V-day in Srinigar.

Okay. Now let’s start burning shyt.V-Day in Srinigar, India, February 14, 2007

Say what you want, but this owns.

is this Awesome or what? they’ve have had it with V-day.

man where’s my lighter? You’d never see this in the US.

If only I had video of this so i could addadd ‘Rage Against the Machine’ music to it.

where’s my lighter. hardcore to the max.